Saturday, August 9, 2008

Why Jodi is a Nut Job

It nearly impossible to convey insanity to the sane. I don't think the sane is truly capable of having any understanding of the insane. with that said let me describe my wife's craziness:
  1. Thinks that Mariah Carey was robbed by the Academy for overlooking her role as Billie Frank in Glitter.
  2. Believes Midget Tossing is an Olympic event.
  3. Has expressed the opinion that Canadians are proof of an extraterrestrial beings stranded on Earth in the Ancient world and forced to inter-breed with themselves for uncounted generations

Tuesday, November 21, 2006